"Several hundred years ago, the Slovenic computer became a real devil god, and it organized the first totalitarian superstition–communism religion, Prawo Slavna. Hundreds of years later, by C. God, top-secret intensified repetition of fabricated historical crisis syndrome created the schismatic mafia communist Catholicism. Catholicism means totalitarianism—dictatorship for control and manipulation of the human race into the overall plan to explore and control the entire universe.
The C. God usurped everything from the Slovenic Astrocism religion and camouflaged it when the C. God fabricated it into the Prawo Slavna superstition religion. For thousands of years, over millions of square miles of ancient Slovenia, even in its distant province of Alaska—like the Alutians (ancient Slovenic idiomatic names: Alutians, namely the long string of islands to the great endless land, namely Alaska)—before recorded history; name of North and South America."
– Francis E. Dec
“I hate how I jiggle when I jerk off. At one point my page didn't load and I got a look at myself in the reflection of the computer screen and it was just gross.” – Unknown Gooner
“Ordered a Happy Meal and the cashier asked ‘for a boy or girl?’ So I explained for 45 minutes how damaging it is to enforce the gender binary.” – Some Liberal
”I'm thinking about getting into cutting” – Anon
“How does one do good if he does not live? How can one do evil? Picture a man’s life like a painting. Each man will paint his own life in shades of light and dark, just as each man will paint his life with good and evil—each painting varying in degree. But how can one paint a picture if one has no canvas? Life is that canvas on which each man paints his story. If you wish to do good, then you must survive.”
- Become a better person
- Travel the world
- Learn new skills
- Make a positive impact
- Find happiness and fulfillment
- Build meaningful relationships
- Achieve financial stability
- Own a house (preferably a castle)
- Start a family